Friday, March 9, 2012

The Jr. Prom

"Why you rotten, goober faced, bucktoothed, son of b***** bastard, Kojak watching , nut breath, skinny, caddy looking, House of Pancakes?, crooked afro-ed, bad sketch of african art, ghetto hillbilly otter…………………………. Termite teethed, left handed, stage band failed, metal type hit, bully beaten, quiet, funny talking ,which can only mean one thing, thermometer sucking, year round halloween looking, bald headed frog. WHAT THE F*** TOOK YOU SO LONG????!!!!!!!!"

- That's not what she said, but that's what I heard. I'll never, never, never be late for a Jr. prom again, not even in my dreams.

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